Category: Local

  • Everything you do is a balloon

    I imagine the conversation went a little something like this: “Hey, how should we decorate our storefront?”“Well, all I have is this bike pump and […]

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  • New murals on Dolores St.

    Across from Dolores Park there’s a Christian Science church that’s been shuttered for a number of years. Recently a developer wanted to turn it into […]

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  • A furry companion?

    Over the weekend, several folks on Twitter pointed out an over-the-top, only in San Francisco dating ad on Craigslist. A young man has decided that […]

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  • BART needs platform walls

    Recently we’ve had a number of cases in and around San Francisco where someone was hit by a train in a subway station. These tragedies […]

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  • Schedule your day like a skater

    Sure, you could go to the library or a bookstore and find a book about optimizing your daily schedule. But that would involve reading more […]

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  • 11 Christmas gifts for a San Franciscan

    Holiday shopping is stressful enough without troubling yourself with figuring out what to buy for people. I mean, does your grandmother want a red scarf, […]

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  • Terrifying feat accomplished with suction cups

    While walking by the construction for LinkedIn’s new offices at 222 Second Street, I happened to notice some windows were being lifted up on a […]

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  • Fuck SFPD squirrel

    Presumably, this crime fighting squirrel operates in a similar manner to Disney’s 1989 series Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers, wearing a little outfit and solving […]

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  • Demonic parking meter wants your quarters, soul

    What would you pay for the perfect parking spot? If you answered the latter, I’ve found the perfect parking spot for you! Over Halloween, a […]

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  • Differences

    The other evening while waiting for a train, I decided to write an intentionally terrible rap song about a relationship gone sour due to irreconcilable […]

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