Category: Misc

  • Bud Light Lime introduces new way to induce vomiting

    Need to throw up? Just look at that billboard and try to imagine what Bud Light Lime’s awful new concoction would actually taste like. Now […]

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  • Free bed frame, nightmares

    Need a bed frame? Want to have terrifying nightmares? This sidewalk bargain is perfect for you! Collect it now, it’s near 16th and Dolores.

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  • Best company tweet ever

    Eat24 is an online restaurant ordering service that bills itself as the OpenTable of delivery. Their website reminds users that no pants are required for […]

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  • Truth in fine print

    Hold on here. Unlimited mobile phone service for a tiny fraction of what I’m paying now? That sounds too good to be true. Let’s take […]

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  • Copenhagen

    Recently I had some time to explore the streets of Copenhagen. It’s the capital of Denmark, an old seaside city with a distinctly fairy tale […]

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  • How to “sew” buttons that don’t fall off

    Ever buy a shirt or jacket that you really like, only to have the buttons fall off in a few days? Sure, they give you […]

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  • DIY Mason jar soap dispenser

    Here’s a DIY project that’s actually useful: a soap dispenser built into a Mason jar. It’s stupidly easy, so if you have no talent but […]

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  • Unfortunate pun in fortune cookie

    This is an actual fortune from a fortune cookie at Big Lantern on 16th. You can’t make shit like this up: Are your legs tired? […]

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  • Fruit of an ATX tree

    Oh these heavenly late-summer days, when the ATX tree’s tender blossoms mature into beautiful power fruit. Children climb the branches, looking for the ripest one […]

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  • Bark bombing

    Remember yarn bombing? Yeah, that’s sooooo 2011. It’s played, man. Get with the times. Now it’s all about bark bombing. Not enough trees in your […]

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