Category: Misc

  • How to take the census

    Next time I have to take the census, I’m going to use Christopher Walken’s method. [ video no longer embeddable ]

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  • Can’t Pinch This

    I had this custom made for St. Patrick’s Day. (For you colorblind folks, the text is green. Sorry you had to miss the joke.)

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  • Growing Green Babies

    I was in the customer service line at Safeway when I spotted this unusually-titled DVD. Not sure what this movie is about, but I imagine […]

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  • Delaware Punch

    Is Hawaiian Punch too exotic for you? During my recent trip to Mexico, I discovered a grape-flavored and non-tropical alternative to Hawaiian Punch: Delaware Punch. […]

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  • Coffee roasting at home

    You’re looking at me like I’m crazy, but roasting your own coffee is where it’s at. It’s pretty damn easy and it doesn’t take much […]

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  • Sheep are hipsters

    It occurred to me the other day that sheep are hipsters. Look, I’m not saying that hipsters are sheep, that would be redundant. I’m saying […]

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  • Beings Of Nibber Glux Six

    Back in the winter of 2004 when I was in college — and perhaps a bit stoned — I created a short-lived comic strip series […]

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  • Starbucks: logos of the future

    You may have seen the recent news that Starbucks is updating their logo. Here’s the design history of their logo so far. Based on this, […]

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  • Eat your fractals

    On Monday I was acquiring sustenance at Rainbow Grocery when I came across an edible fractal in the produce section. The label described it as […]

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  • Death Metal Rooster

    I can’t stop watching this.

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