• Mayonnaise commercial filming in the Mission

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    Film production trailers

    These film production trailers showed up at 15th and Mission recently. But what for, you may ask? A new TV thriller? An exciting action-packed movie?

    Well according to the lady I asked, they’re shooting a commercial is for Best Foods mayonnaise. Man, how… not exciting. Oh well.

  • City Lights

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    I’m sure this conversation happens all the time:

    “Meet me at City Lights.”
    “Oh, the bookstore in North Beach?”
    “No, the light bulb store in SOMA!”

  • The Treats of San Francisco

    The Treats of San Francisco

    A Quinn-Martin production!

    Wait… what? This is some kind of cheesy Muni ad for buying a Muni Passport and visiting Ghirardelli Square. It has nothing to do with Karl Malden and/or Michael Douglas.

  • I Hella SF

    I Hella SF

    Spotted at some tourist junk shop at Union Square.

  • Soviet Life

    Soviet Life
    Soviet Life
    Soviet Life
    Soviet Life

    A while back, one of my co-workers brought in a 1985 edition of Soviet Life magazine. If you’re not familiar with it, Soviet Life was a propaganda magazine produced in association with the USSR for readers in the United States. As part of an agreement, a similar propaganda magazine was produced by the USA for sale in the USSR.

    Amusingly, this issue goes into the wonders of digital television, an idea that didn’t become available outside of the lab until a decade after the Soviet Union broke up.

    See the rest of the photos of this issue here.

  • Has Safeway gone too far?

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    While trapped at the Market St. Safeway during the rainstorm today, I made a shocking discovery: Safeway carries not one, but THREE brands of frozen chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.

    Does this alarm anyone else?

    Why do we need to make food shaped like extinct animals? Are there children out there somewhere who refuse to eat nuggets not shaped like dinosaurs? “No mom, I can’t eat this, it’s not shaped like a dinosaur.” Clearly, such a child needs to be loaded with ADHD medication and spanked repeatedly, not indulged in his absurd food preferences.

    Sure, Safeway has four isle-long freezers, but there has to be a better way to fill them than this.

    What do you think, has Safeway gone too far this time?

  • Skull store dies

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    Martin’s Emporium, aka the weird skull store on 16th and Dolores, now has a closing date: July 31st. Now that may sound like it gives you a lot of time to get your skull figurines, crystal skull necklaces, and skull watches for your goth friend’s birthday. But no! Martin’s has sporadic and limited hours. If you want to go, go now! But call first, because they’re probably not open.

    And with the closing of this store, the number of vacant retail spots on this street increases to three: Martin’s, Il Cantuccio, and Bangkok 16.

  • Venga Empanadas

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    Venga Emanadas
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    A new empanadas joint is opening soon on Valencia. Well that’s not entirely true; it’s not really new. See, Venga Empanadas didn’t have a place to call home until now. The Valencia location will be their first real storefront.

    The location may prove fiercely competitive. Many other places nearby are selling empanadas: the well-established Chile Lindo on 16th, and Pica Pica is only steps away on 15th and Valencia.

  • The Two Commandments

    With all this “rapture” nonsense over the weekend, I thought it was a good time to re-visit a classic George Carlin bit in which he narrows the 10 commandments down to a much more reasonable number, simply by cutting out the crap.

  • On a boat

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    At the Rammstein show in Oakland last night, the keyboardist showed us a new way to crowdsurf: on an inflatable boat.

    Squint at more of my grainy photos of the show here.