• Follow up: Live poetry event details

    It’s come to my attention that the live poetry I witnessed the other night is actually an ongoing event. Who knew? Everyone but me, apparently.

    From 16thMission.com:

    Join us on the streetcorner at 16th & Mission every Thursday night at 9:00pm, and lend your voice to this ecclectic [sic] group of street performers. From musicians and emcees to poets and comics, there’s something for everyone here under just the stars and streetlights…

    There’s even some Yelp reviews and a short documentary film (warning: long load time and out of sync audio).

    How did I not know about this?

  • Live poetry at 16th Mission Bart

    On the way back from a semi-productive evening at Noisebridge, I happened across a live poetry show at the 16th and Mission Bart plaza. There were at least two performers taking turns with lively oration from a chalk circle, surrounded by hip types, hobos, and the union of crack consumers.

    Seemingly this was what one might call “beat” poetry. Honestly I don’t know anything about poetry and didn’t stay long as I was in the wrong mood (read: sober) to enjoy it.

    Here’s a few crappy iPhone pics for your enjoyment.

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    Anyone have details on this show? It was at about 11 PM on June 10th.

  • Pedal power * 7

    A bicycle built for… seven? Spotted on 18th and Dolores.

    Crazy bike

    A bit of Googling reveals there’s at least one place in the city where you can rent one. According to their website, “it’s not just a bike: it’s a PARTY ON WHEELS!”

    So, who’s down for a party on wheels?

  • 5 things Windows does right

    We’ve all heard a lot of bad news about Microsoft over the past decade, especially the past few years. Security problems, broken hardware drivers, annoying interface changes, confusing security features, etc.

    It’s gotten to the point where it’s tough to think of anything good about Windows, aside from the fact that “it’s there” and there’s a lot of games for it.

    But I see some good things about Windows where Microsoft has done the right thing, and done it consistently. Let’s look at those.

    1. Backwards compatibility

    Let’s say you’re running a business. You have a very important application that’s 20 years old, no longer supported, and there’s no budget to upgrade. What to do?

    Well if it was written for Windows (or even Microsoft’s previous operating system, DOS) there’s a good chance it still works perfectly fine today. In fact, if it doesn’t require any special hardware, it’s basically guaranteed to work. This saves you a lot of money on hiring people to write a new application.

    Backwards compatibility is a key feature of Windows. Even on a 64 bit Windows 7 machine, you can run applications designed for 32-bit Windows 2000 by design.

    I’m not sure if it’s more strange that Microsoft considers this a mandatory feature, or that Linux and Apple don’t bother. There’s certainly no technical reason NOT to support old applications, so this is definitely something Windows gets right.

    2. Forwards compatibility

    With the latest Visual Studio you can still write applications for Windows 2000 out of the box. Although the underlying architecture of Windows has changed quite a bit over the years, the core APIs are binary compatible.

    Sure, it takes some effort to avoid the convenient new APIs introduced in XP and Vista, but it’s by no means impossible.

    3. Free Service Packs

    Whereas Apple charges for small upgrades to the OS, Microsoft gives them away for free in the form of service packs. These upgrades are designed to change as little as possible under the hood, but bring in new features, new applications, and security updates.

    And while some service packs have presented problems, Microsoft has usually been quick to fix these issues with incremental patches through Windows Update (aka Microsoft Update.)

    4. Hardware drivers

    Something most Windows users don’t even notice — when they work — is hardware drivers. Windows consistently ships with an amazing array of hardware drivers for just about everything. The major complaints tend to be printers and WiFi, where the manufacturer may need to supply something specific.

    But this is one area where Windows really shines compared to the competition. On Linux, hardware drivers can be impossible to find or tricky to install. Linux users often encounter issues with graphics *cough* ATI *cough*. Apple avoids the problem entirely by shipping only custom hardware; an easy solution that bypasses the issue.

    5. Multimedia and server in one OS

    Linux is optimized for use as a server. Mac OS is optimized for multimedia.

    But Windows? It does a pretty good job at both, out of the box, without (much) configuration. Somehow they’ve optimized the timing in the kernel to allow for both. This is not as trivial as it sounds.

    Multimedia requires processing a rapid fire of tiny pieces of information. Servers require processing large chunks of information at unpredictable intervals. It’s not easy to adjust your timing to do both, but Windows pulls this off without a hitch.

    Conclusion:

    Windows isn’t all bad! Microsoft goes out of their way to make Windows a stable, consistent OS that runs a wide variety of applications. Keep this in mind next time a UAC prompt makes you want to put your fist through your monitor.

  • Tales from the WinCrypt

    Every time I see a reference to Microsoft’s WinCrypt library, I can’t help but to think of the CRYPTKEEPER!!!!!11

    wincrypt.dll

    Yup.

  • Cafe crisis!

    The former MotoJava space on 9th and Bryant seems to be having an identity crisis as of late. At one time, this storefront sold motorcycles and coffee, a concept that I’m sure was hip and edgy in the 90’s but now just sounds stupid. Alas, times change, and the coffee shop portion of the business seems to have moved on from its macho roots.

    The other day I walked by and MotoJava was newly-christened as “La Colombe”.

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    But it was not to be! Today I walked by and found something a little different…

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    Currently the only record of a previous name is in their ABC permit, which is still posted on the window:

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  • On purchasing a Muni FastPass

    Muni (by MrEricSir)

    It used to be that buying a FastPass was a simple affair. There was only one type of adult pass available, and many places to buy one.

    But Muni screwed that all up.

    Let’s look at how my FastPass purchasing experiences have changed over the years.

    Here’s how I bought a Muni pass while I was at SF State:

    1. Check sign at info desk to see if passes were in
    2. Withdraw cash from ATM
    3. Use cash to pay $45 to info desk
    4. Receive pass

    Fast forward a few years to when I got my current job in SOMA. Up until a few months ago, the process for buying a pass was very similar:

    1. Receive Commuter Check from work
    2. Hand Commuter Check to cashier at Montgomery St. station Muni booth
    3. Receive pass

    But no, it couldn’t be that simple! First, the ticket booth at Montgomery St. was closed permanently. This place was always a mob around the first of the month, but I could usually time it right so I didn’t have to wait much.

    Second, I no longer get Commuter Checks for some reason. Instead I have a commuter debit card thing that they don’t take at Powell St, and most/all stores, meaning I have to buy my tickets at Embarcadero Station.

    Here’s my new routine for 2010:

    1. Head all the way to Embarcadero Station
    2. Walk to Muni ticket booth
    3. Stand in line for 10+ minutes
    4. At front of line, am told the “A” passes are now sold out, come back tomorrow
    5. Wait one day, repeat

    Eventually I do get my pass, but it’s always a crapshoot. For some reason this ticket booth isn’t open late enough most of the time; I was once told they close at 6:45 PM. And they seem to close even if there’s still people in line.

    And yes, I could probably use TrannyLink or NailClipper or whatever the hell it’s called this month. But you actually have to buy the card (WTF?!) unless you manage to score one at the coveted “free” days that are heavily advertised, yet the people never show up to distribute the cards. (Yes, I’ve tried.)

    Anyway, Muni you guys need to get your heads out of your asses. I’m trying to PAY YOU. Don’t you want my money?

  • Grilled cheese is hella popular

    The American Grilled Cheese Kitchen at 2nd and South Park opened today.

    Judging by the line, grilled cheese must be like, hella popular. Who knew?!

    American Grilled Cheese Kitchen opening
    American Grilled Cheese Kitchen opening

  • U-Haul cats

    You know that U-Haul lot by the central freeway? Did you know it’s home to a number of cats?

    They were initially interested in me, but when I failed to produce food they got into some civil unrest over who got to sit on which paper plate.

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  • I AM BROKEN

    Spotted at Brannan and 3rd:

    I am broken

    I love the cartoon on this. It expresses anger and silliness at the same time, as if to say “DAMN IT, DO I HAVE TO PARK FOR FREE?!”